• samus12345@lemmy.world
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                “Hoo hoot! Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?”

                “No…shit, I mean yes! YES!!”

                “Hoo hoot! Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?”

                Sigh…YES.”

                “Alright then, I’ll see you around! Hoot Hoot Hoot Ho!”

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      You have to establish dominance. She already said you can’t be weak and gay. One or the other, but not both.

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    “In America, you can be anything you want, so don’t be weak and gay.”

    … What if I want to be those things?

    Why doesn’t she choose not to be fucking stupid and not an asshole?

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      can i be moderately strong and gay but probably slightly closer to weak than strong because i wanna get fucked senseless by a strong protective man be a twink

      not that i want that or anything

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      I want to be gay but I’m too weak to go through all the shit society throws at gay people, so I’ll conform and hide my true self.

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    Remember folks. This is the side that the far left wants you to think are the same as democrats.

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      They both work for the billionaire class and benefit from the 2 party system. The status quo suits them just nicely. That’s what the far left says and I don’t see how they’re wrong.

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      No we don’t. Call the dumbasses what they are, not what they’re telling you to call them

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          Fascists ? Imperialists ? they don’t have the authority to ban anybody from a different instance

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            They report your comments and get them removed for violating the vague “uncivil” rule.

            I’ve been called a genocide supporter time and again by these people. I e reported them time and again- the mods do nothing. It’s allowed.

            However, I call these people right-wing trolls and my comments get removed. Do it enough and it’s a ban for repeated offense.

            I’ve even had mods threaten to ban me if I keep reporting these people for their accusations.

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      I don’t believe the far-left does. I believe a subgroup have fallen for far-right propaganda that was disguised as leftist. I’d consider myself pretty far left, but I recognize that the messaging coming out of certain groups is not their own. They are just gullible enough to fall for it.

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        I have to call them what they call themselves, because if/when I call them what I think they are- I get banned. Even though they can call everyone “genocide supporters” all day.

        That’s just how it is here.

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    Be strong like me: a woman who has to put on armor and carry a gun in order to be anywhere with lines painted on the road, drive a six ton tank vehicle, put up cameras everywhere, live in the middle of nowhere, requires militarized bathroom police to protect me from trans people, and wants the entire Mexican border covered in razor and electrical wire.

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    In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay.

    So, you can’t be anything you want? It’s incredible that she doesn’t hear the irony.

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      You can be anyone you want and if we don’t like it we can subject you to indescribable horrors.

      It’s called Freedom, sweetie, and everyone has it.

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      It makes sense though. They ruin the educational system, poison the waters and tell everyone that its a waste of time and effort, and muddy the waters to make understanding harder. Anyone who ever left the hood will tell you - education is fucking everything.