Hell, at this point I’m willing to believe “shoot your dog Cricket at the gravel pit” is some stupid Republican aphorism for “flew to a blue state to have an abortion.”
The dog’s name was spelled CRICKET, but was pronounced KIM JONG UN. So she did technically meet and stare him down before gibbing his North Korean puppy ass in the Noem family gravel pit.
At this point, are we sure she even HAD a dog?
She definitely did, but you wouldn’t know him. He went to a different kennel. In Canada…
Hell, at this point I’m willing to believe “shoot your dog Cricket at the gravel pit” is some stupid Republican aphorism for “flew to a blue state to have an abortion.”
The dog’s name was spelled CRICKET, but was pronounced KIM JONG UN. So she did technically meet and stare him down before gibbing his North Korean puppy ass in the Noem family gravel pit.
The dog part is like the only thing that seems to be fact checked so far lol
And the goat. Once she killed that dog, she just couldn’t stop herself.
Well, the goat was at the gravel pit too, clearly she was silencing a witness.
She popped her berserker rage cooldown, and decided it was time to unleash her lifelong desire to harm small animals for fun.
I would not be surprises if the next plot twist in her psycopath story arc was her secretly being a serial killer.
Yeah, but that’s just rural livin’ in Reel Murica! You elitists just don’t understand!