Sure! Might be a few weeks, since I’m waiting for the part to come in.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no i-dear.

After handing the hot dog vendor money, the Buddhist asks for change.

The hot dog vendor replies, “Ah, but change comes from within.”

You’re welcome!

And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig.

(Say it aloud.)

I did a ton of it years ago. It can be loads of fun, as long as you go in with reasonable expectations.

There’s a lot to do, whether or not you get a part on stage. For example, many theaters need volunteers to help with sound, lighting, set design, etc. and are happy to train you to help.

And the part about reasonable expectations: all-volunteer organizations can have a wide variety of people - with a wide variety of skills. For example, every theater has at least one person in a high position who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and who play politics.

Focus on what you yourself are getting out of it, and how you can help others. If you do that, it’s easier to do good work, learn things, and enjoy yourself.

Yeah but you didn’t meet her in the past week.

(I’m guessing.)

I love to slowly simmer white beans for hours.

I made vegan white beans as a Thanksgiving side. Normally I’d add bacon fat or sausage, but to keep them vegan I used coconut oil. Lots of it. Plus lots of seasoning and a bunch of nutritional yeast. They were on low heat for like 3 or 4 hours

Got more compliments on those beans than I did any of my other sides.

Lost me at “imperial system is superior”

Hot tea helps me a lot. Adding some honey is good for the throat, too.

Not sure if you’re looking for suggestions or are venting, but I figured I’d help.