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Can we have a rush order on that breath departing thing?

More media fear-mongering that makes you piss your pants? You shouldn’t have.

No, I mean it. You really, REALLY shouldn’t have. I’m running out of underpants.

Wearying. I think I’ll sneak off to Mexico or something.

Hold it in place, Tim, and I’ll get my hammer.

This son of a bitch has been talking a lot of shit lately. Of course, when he says “this group must be murdered,” and “that group must be murdered,” he’ll have his kill-billy followers do the job for him while he huddles in the corner pissing his pants. At least Richard Spencer, for all his grotesqueness, could take a punch. This… thing can’t even do that.

A chatbot that needs to mind its own damn business, I say.

You can tell just from the sound of the pee that it’s small.

Unfortunately, the vast storehouse of information on Reddit makes it impossible to remove it from your life completely. Of course, a lot of that was built up before the douchebag decided to kill third party apps and tell Reddit users that they didn’t really matter that much to him. You mean the people whose comments built your site brick by brick? Okay, sure. Why would they be important?

If I’m that unimportant to you, I can be unimportant elsewhere.

Hey, I’m over here in Methadone Reddit, getting by. It’s not as fun as Reddit used to be, but after the bug-eyed lemur boy decided to be a leading tech giant™ and fuck over his users in the process, I decided it was time to amscray. Sorry, King Julien. It was fun for a while, before your embarrassing power trip, but now you’re just going to have to kiss my mad-ass-gasgar.

They all belong in one. Throw away the key and electrify the bars.

Gen pop! I demand gen pop!

Because he never gave us a health care plan and knowing Obama did it (using a blueprint from his other enemy, Mitt Romney) makes his pee-pee feel small.

“I demand a recount!”
“Okay. One for Martin, two for Martin.”

Just stay away, oooooh!
S-s-stadia!

On the plus side, with Gemini, it’s always buy one, get one free!

I’ve got a few suggestions on how he can speed things along.

When Mike Johnson goes to heaven and bangs on the pearly gates demanding to be let inside, Jesus will ask, “I’m sorry, do I know you? Because you sure didn’t know me.”

Prove it.

It was morally bankrupt shortly after Seth McFarlane left too long under a heat lamp took over. In addition to all his other failings, Elon looks like McFarlane jerky.

Kiss… coming soon to a Chuck E. Cheese near you!