Kevin Hart.

Daniel Radcliffe, but he’s playing Elijah Wood. Or vice versa. Either way works 😀

Kieran Culkin? Good actor and capable of good comedy

Jack Black, playing a witty loser that doesn’t even understand why they picked him for the team (but I guess I already said Jack Black). The inevitable failure, followed by him leaving the team, the depression montage and then the eventual comeuppance where he rescues everyone set to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck.

You, the viewer

Musk. 🤢

Yes, it’s a shit thought, but we all know it’s true. 😭🤕🤦🏼‍♂️

Eddie Murphy playing every character except Danny Ocean. But at the end, it’s revealed he was also Danny Ocean.

Steve Buscemi

Olivia Wilde reprises her role as Quorra from Tron: Legacy working as an elite hacker. She’s the only person in the world that can literally hack into the mainframe.

Cue Daft Punk’s Derezzed.