perfection

I don’t buy the bleeding-edge newest version of anything.

people are freezing to death and you’re worried about your avocado tree

🤘

ahh rule

I can hear my family groaning in the next room

Thank you

Mozart died broke in 1850. He was a genius, the greatest musician who ever lived. No one learned how brilliant he was until people studied his work for centuries. Now we realize that his contributions weren’t just pleasing, acceptable, they were profound. They weren’t constrained by the rigid laws of classical music, they filled them. He took strict rules and made them beautiful. He was a master of his craft.

You are a mozart @Trollivier@sh.itjust.works. I see you. I hope historians look at your work centuries from now and realize that they are beholding ai-generated perfection.

Maybe. I hope so. I have a feeling the ones with power, our wealthy elites, will try to force everyone else into the grave at first and then hold out as long as possible. It makes me so angry. I wish they had never been born

I’m down

where in the article does it say the owners are looking to pay fewer writers? it explicitly says “Capcom [isn’t] trying to use AI to generate anything directly related to gameplay, stories or character designs.” please let us know

where are you? i don’t send money but i might be able to help with food

no

please don’t share instagram

this article was written by AI

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You did escape it.

I don’t know any long-term couples who have not been cheated on. Straight people especially.

As a culture we are expected to find a partner, and feel like failures if we don’t.

Because people are fucking idiots.

As a culture we used to expect angry people to use leeches to remove blood, or perform exorcisms on people that were mentally ill.

Fuck those expectations. Cultural attitudes can be wrong.

You didn’t fail, you avoided anguish. Being single is far, far better than being stuck with someone because you felt like you had to.

i’m in awe of your power

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Is this mid journey

these puns are so devastating I’m sending them to friends to make them groan, it’s perfect, I need more, I need them all