Defense tried to say that it never happened, which opened the door to Stormy telling the jury about what was effectively a rape by the defendant. They didn’t want to be arguing these facts, but that’s where they ended up!

Or even Ami Pro’s keyboard settings, where each function key was mapped to a paragraph style. F2 = body text. F5 = bullet list. F8 = level 1 heading (from memory, it was a while). Function keys in Word are so useless I can’t even remember what they do (except for F9 which is super broken).

“Can you tell the jury again what his bodyguard told you?”

“That Mr Trump was interested in having me joining him for dinner”

“And what did you say at the time”

“Fuck no!”