By that time they will start selling monthly subscriptions to use the buttons or they will revert to a regular touchscreen

It has been ₁ 0 days since the last Elon PR disaster

Yeah, and what’s up with these transistors? I want vacuum tubes in my iPhone!

Yeah I get that. But we were operating under the assumption that either a. he is mentally handicapped or b. he is intentionally tanking the company.

There is also the possibility that he is both deliberately destroying the brand while also severely lacking the mental acuity to understand that there are more feasible options available. I don’t personally subscribe to this theory, I can only subjectively say that he has made numerous questionable business decisions, and probably never wanted to buy Twitter in the first place.

Read this in Scare Tactics voice

Ordinary fuckin’ people

he could fire everyone, shut the doors and turn off the lights.

Can he? Genuine question, since I’d be interested to know if he’d be subject to litigation from the shareholders

What about Jared Kushner??!

I remember him doing everything in his power to not have his name attached to the proposed ACA replacement, which is really saying something

“Yes.”

This leaves cicadas susceptible to a very effective side channel attack

X is formerly known as Twitter, for anyone who was confused as I was

That’s a pretty misguided decision, but who is hosting their own porn?

I used to use Firefox.

I still do, but I used to too.

Those are IOUs. I’d just as good as money.

Perfect panel alignment is more than one can expect from a Tesla direct from the factory