Now take away subscriptions.
I’m looking at you, everyone.
Now take away subscriptions.
I’m looking at you, everyone.
Yeah, In gonna need names of everyone who contributed a dollar to that before I use it as a news source.
Yes that will hold up in court, surely.
What part of “family values” didn’t you understand?! Now get me a beer.
I did until it was taken away from me. I would still use them regularly. I still out my phone in my pocket upside down on habit.
I fucking hate wireless headphones. I miss my wired headphones.
It’d be nice if they did more.
Same with the FTC.
Elon is either severely mentally handicapped or killing Twitter has been the objective.
Notably, their stock is up 23% this quarter.
Well, this seems evil. I might sell my paltry investments to simply dissociate.
I mean it was midnight. So, I think he was trying to say something about despite a day of bad press coverage, coffee? Has allowed him to…
Fall asleep face first on his keyboard?
Idk.
It was a tweet. He tweeted this absolute nonsense and everyone was like “wtf is he on drugs?”
That’s it.
Idk man.
Trump was easily the most comedically entertaining president. Like, not in a good way. Like, cofveve or whatever wtf?
I’ll present you with Shane Gillis doing a bit
No, 4th amendment is pretty cut and dried.
With the exception of Terry Stops.
It’s a pretty clear violation of the 4th amendment. Won’t stop companies from building this tech into their wireless headphones, though.
If that doesn’t reek of despair…
God I would love to see the government sacrifice Comcast to please us peons.
Just put their balls in a vice grip already. Fuck.
Good thing I have push notifications off for fucking everything
CAN YOU MAKE IT RHYME THO
ChatGPT: oh god, why
Social security cuts would… Not go well for the government.
End to end and also end to authority encryption.
No bad guys will see your activity!
Oh, Musk. You really wanna join the ranks with DeSantis?
You can not out lawyer the mouse.