Norgur

Nonono! You’ve gotten this all wrong! Technically speaking, it is recyclable. If you take each individual piece and treat it individually so you can separate all the different layers we glued onto each other from one another, that is. I mean, we could have just used one type of polymer, but then our package would have been 3.45% less shiny than that of the competition, We had a call about this. We all agreed that that’s unacceptable, right? So all is tres bueno! Right?.. Right?

Besides: this “crime at an all time high” fearmongering is disgusting.

Hey, 'Muricans, how come we need to pressure every company into compliance for you?