I hate these articles that all try to infer what that geriatric orange piece of shit does, and downplay it at that. They push or do some stupid bullshit ideas that SHOULDN’T work for a multitude of reasons, be them legal or moral. If it works, then he wins immediately. If it doesn’t, then he back pedals, people try to tell you that it’s not really what he means, but then tries again later after the heat dies down until he gets his way.

I expect the games that won’t be supported would be the ones that use extra hardware, like Labo or Ring Fit, since the controllers are sized differently.

Ol’ Petey is still there.

They haven’t touched Kadabra in ages, even though the litigation has ceased.

Human Centipede. Right about the time he unveils his creation of when my wife and I called it.

Needs to do a team up with the girl who drums System of a Down.

If we could mod the phone version I would never need another.