I wonder how badly Jorken Dapenis Couchfucker would do as president if the job aged the orange idiot into his grave.

Especially if it’s braided and has extra large and durable connector thingies so it won’t hard bend.

$20 total or per day? If total, then a dumb stylus for my phone. If per day, then junk food. As an American my retirement plan is to die from heart disease.

Ah yes, the most convenient of currencies - dried leaf.

No, but the mobile market is where the money is, and greedy corps are gonna chase the almighty fucking dollar at all costs.

See that’s how you get people to like you more. Not whatever the hell social media CEOs keep doing.

I mean no because even if all of the gamers in the world instantaneously switched away from windows, everybody else in the world - specifically the masses of idiots out there and businesses, not that there’s that much difference - would still keep on using Windows because they don’t give a fuck.

1. Turtles.
2. Cats (even though I’m allergic).
3. Corvids.
4. Anything that kills mosquitoes, like dragonflies, spiders, and bats.
5. Dogs.

Honorable mention: Ankylosaurs because they’re tanks, but also extinct. RIP you magnificent chunguses.

Most hated;

5. Stinging ants.
6. Ticks, Fleas, lice, bedbugs, etc.
7. Flies, especially biting ones
8. Hornets/wasps/bees
9. Mosquitos

HM: Skunks.

Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.

That’s okay, when climate change turns Australia into Mad Max, us Americans will be over here in our christofascist hellscape drying from measles and paying for the privilege, so we won’t notice.

What, you expected there to be a bright side? Dafuq cloud is your head in?

Entropy increase, mostly.