Damn, they just can’t miss an opportunity to insult their users, can they?

If one of these debates actually happens, I may try turning it into a drinking game, taking a shot every time one of them gets cut off.

Alcohol poisoning sounds like a more fun way to die than whatever is in store for me from another Trump presidency.

I hate the fact that I’m only about 90% sure you’re joking.

Also it’s funny to deadname muskrat’s site.

There’s no way Trump wins Minnesota.