Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comexternal-linkmessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square83fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoJust waiting for them to reinvent light rail
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoHow about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoUber Rickshaw Because only poors should walk
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
minus-squareGrandwolf319@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWhich costs extra, of course
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 month agoThey got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
minus-squaremeeeeetch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThey invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
minus-squareskyspydude1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAnd now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
minus-squareessell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThey’ll market it as moving at light speed too. ****heads.
Just waiting for them to reinvent light rail
How about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
Uber Rickshaw
Because only poors should walk
Yeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
Just use uber sprint
You joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
Which costs extra, of course
Uber Feet XL
They got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
Never heard of the Hyperloop eh?
They invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
And now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
They’ll market it as moving at light speed too.
****heads.